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From the Poet behind "Sex, Lies, and Poetry" and "America: Land of the Buy One, Get One Free" comes a third collection of comic poetry Connoisseurs will be disgusted, the author's parents and teachers will be ashamed, and you will be delighted by the short, irreverent literary glop this book contains. Inside, you will: -Learn why leprosy is a blessing -Probably be offended -Laugh until your spleen almost ruptures, but not quite, because we're considerate that way. So why wait? Buy the longest title yet from the World's Worst Professional Poet before someone wises up and quits producing this garbage.